Joke: When Alcohol Makes You Senseless

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Discussion of a couple on the  mobile phone at late night. 

Wife : Where are you? You are speaking so tensed. What happend?

Husband : I'm in the car dear. But, I found the steering wheel, the clutch, brake and the accelerator pedal all are stolen from our car. What should I do ma love?

Wife : are you drank again?

Husband : A little... but how does it matter now. Think about the car first.

Wife : I expected it . You idiot, Change from the left seat to the right seat. You will find all of them. Siaaa!!!

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